Speakeasy: Jon Stewart has something to look forward to

Published December 7, 2011 5:00am EST



When Cain dropped out of the race, I felt despondent. I was depressed. I was losing all hope that my job would ever bring me joy again. And then: ‘We are just confirming that Donald Trump will moderate a debate.’ Sometimes when God closes a door, he opens a window.”

– “The Daily Show” host John Stewart on Tuesday night, reacting to news that Donald Trump will moderate a GOP presidential candidate debate.