Huckabee’s Holiday Rally

When I was walking back from Quizno’s today, a flaming bush poking out of the sidewalk told me to vote for Huckabee. Of course, it’s entirely possible this was just a hallucination brought on by stress and inhaling ink fumes all day. Whatever the case may be, it sure appears Mike Huckabee is milking the religious right for all it’s worth. Once again, like many other voters out there, I’m left hoping the candidates will stop yammering on about religion and start giving us good answers about how they’ll tackle the real important issues facing the nation.