Airlines are cutting back on their once-vaunted plethora of flights to Cuba because … it turns out that hardly anyone wants to go to Cuba. As Bloomberg News reported in late 2016:
That was after President Barack Obama had issued an executive order allowing Americans wanting to visit Cuba to fly there directly instead of having to route their trip through, say, Mexico. But that was then, and now is now.
There’s a reason for this: Who’d want to go to Cuba?
Now actually, I think flying down to Cuba could be a lot of fun: Gorge on fresh fish, body-surf at the beaches, slurp some mojitos, visit the Havana cathedral, take a side trip to Ernest Hemingway’s old villa at Finca Vigía, hunt down some Desi Arnaz-style rhumba bands, and slurp some more mojitos. What would not be to like?
Except that trips like that—for pure tourism and recreation—are strictly forbidden under Obama’s executive order. As one tour website explains:
Oh boy: cultural people-to-people exchanges with the Cuban people. Here’s how another tour operator explained this to the Washington Post:
So here is “Day 2” from the prospectus for a National Geographic Expeditions Cuban tour:
Here’s Day 3:
And Day 4:
Now, on Day 7, there actually is a visit to Finca Vigía. Except that:
Cost of the 9-day National Geographic trip per person: $7,595 plus air fare. Nearly $8,000 for 9 days of Marxist propaganda—sorry, I meant “cultural people-to-people exchanges.” That’s about $888 a day. Where’s that brochure for the Cayman Islands, where I won’t have to meet any “local artists”?
No wonder they’re having trouble filling airplane seats.
