Q: What is the difference between the English and American peoples?

A: Number one: We speak English and you don’t. Number two: When we hold a world championship for a particular sport, we invite teams from other countries. Number three: When you meet the head of state in England, you only have to go down on one knee.

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John Cleese, quoted in the London, Daily Telegraph, April 3, 2000