Welcome to the finally-back-from-out–of-town edition: National Science Foundation: NSF or NSFW? What next for the public option? Chicagoans pretty pumped about maybe getting the Olympic Games. Palin is No. 1. Entrepreneur brings Costco to Manhattan. “In five or six or seven years,” said Christoph Westphal, Sirtris’s other co-founder, “there will be drugs that prolong longevity.” Nonsense, we can slow that down with Obamacare, for sure. “These people at FedEx are miracle workers.” “Now that I am safely in the White House, however, I am man enough to admit that Senator McCain was right all along, and I was wrong. Gosh, it feels good to get that off my chest.” “A new poll…shows that support for abortion has declined, with the public almost evenly divided over the issue.” Do the Olympics want America? WhiteHouse.gov is fact-checking Glenn Beck.
