Obama’s not the first president to retake the oath or forgo the Bible. Blagojevich compares his arrest to attack on Pearl Harbor. You will all soon be asked to buy Blago Bonds to help the defense effort. Rule of thumb: Wait a week after the elation of inauguration before getting an Obama tattoo. The urge will likely pass. “And Barack was down there one time hosting a meeting and one ran right up his leg. Without battling an eyelash he shook the rat off and continued to talk at the meeting in a completely composed way. Other people would have erupted.” Turbo Tax: Yo, do not blame us for this guy’s mistakes. The men behind your favorite liquors. “The governor is an idiot.” Inside the NYT’s impartial, detached, professional Inaugural Bash for Obama, ZOMG! Please, let it be true. Economists agree: We have no idea how to fix this thing.
