Dim Bulb: Tucson attorney Paul Eckerstrom

Published May 10, 2011 4:00am ET



WHAT: Said of his Baja Arizona secession proposal that “we at least need to get it on the ballot as a nonbinding resolution, to ask the people of Pima County if they want to be part of Arizona.” WHY IT’S DIM: Can you say “annexation by invasion”?

CURE: Try negotiating a nonaggression pact with a Mexican drug cartel.