Dim Bulb: As-yet-unidentified thieves

Published October 18, 2011 4:00am ET



WHAT: They stole the truck containing President Obama’s teleprompter as it headed to meet the chief executive for a speech in Virginia. WHY IT’S DIM: Stealing is wrong in any case, but stealing from the president of the United States?

CURE: Just wait till the Secret Service finds these guys.