Obama Team needs a technology bailout. Only bold, swift action will solve this problem. Perspective: A trillion seconds is 32,000 years. With a name like Adolfo Carrion, he had to be crooked. Janeane Garofalo and Keith Olbermann sit around discussing how “unlikeable” Rush Limbaugh is. Rush finds cold comfort in his audience of millions. Bibi’s bloc talks blocked by Tzipi. The sad tale of Pepsi’s unrequited love for Obama. Cantor rejects Rush’s rhetoric. Unsatisfied with merely faltering on campaign promises, Obama is now imprisoning his pledges indefinitely without trial, aggressively interrogating them, and even waterboarding them. Whatever it takes to break them. Newsflash: Both red and blue states have men in them. The black presidents before Obama.