Jimmy Carter: “Of course Hamas can be trusted.” As I’ve said before, John Conyers would hold a fake impeachment hearing at the Chuck E. Cheese with the animatronic band as witnesses. Most tech-savvy White House in history has e-mail meltdown in Week One. Jon Favreau writes mediocre speeches and dates hot models? Gotta love a multi-tasker. Good news: Obama’s new enviro standards to add $2-10K to price of vehicle. Businesses demand more tax breaks in stimulus, so they can, you know, create and save jobs. The Maverick Twitters! More econo-blogger catfights! Sarah Palin welcomes SarahPAC, having worked on the campaign trail and in the governor’s office right up until the day of its arrival. Noted Atlantic blogger consults OB-GYNs, notes “she was hardly showing.” Civilian cameraman wounded by shrapnel in Afghanistan risks life to save Marine. Hamas now murdering its most enthusiastic international apologists- liberal human rights organization workers.