Tap Water Jackpot

Published March 10, 2008 4:00am ET



After coming up with a bunch of ideas today ranging from Dick Cheney to prescription drugs in tap water, the Eliot Spitzer story broke. Of course, the 24-hour cable news stations are all over it like stink on a pig (or flies on something unmentionable), so I thought it would be fine to give the news at least a day to evolve. In the meantime, I present to you grandmas on drugs!