Who: Desmond Hatchett of Knoxville, Tenn. What: He has 30 children with 11 women, and a minimum-wage job. Naturally, he can’t make his child support payments, so he’s asked the courts for a break.
Why it’s dim: Thirty illegitimate children. No, really. Thirty.
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Cure: Unfortunately, it’s too late for Hatchett to keep it in his pants. Looks like he’ll just be working for his babies’ mothers for the next 20 years.
