I’m sorry
Are you not a fan of President Bush? Do you want to apologize to all sorts of people for what you see as a failed presidency? But do you not have the time to sit down and pen said apology notes?
Well, Seth Grahame-Smith is here to help, with his new book, “Pardon my President: Ready-to-Mail Apologies For 8 Years of George W. Bush.”
“These letters are a tiny attempt to reclaim some of [America’s] greatness by doing something President Bush seems unwilling to do–apologize to the dozens of individuals, groups, nations, inanimate objects, animals and concepts that he and his fellow ideologues have screwed over during their eight-year occupation of the Oval Office.”
The humorous book features apology notes (perforated for easy ripping and mailing) to…
-the residents of Crawford, Texas (“The spotlight will begin to fade the moment he leaves office…”)
-teachers (“It appears you’ve been added to the Axis of Evil…”)
-Queen Elizabeth II (“The president misspoke, suggesting that Your Majesty had visited American in 1776.”)
-Big Oil (“President Bush just didn’t do enough.”)
-the color orange (“Once upon a time, you were the color of deliciousness and joy. Now you’re the color of imminent terror.”)
-the English language (“Where does I begins?”)
