“For some reason, 30-year-old Kim Kardashian has become very famous in America for pretty much doing nothing. And now she’s engaged to basketball player Kris Humphries, who apparently gave Ms. Kardashian a ring worth more than $2 million. Now, we believe in true love, but that seems to be a bit much. A $1 million ring would have been nice, and then you could have used the other million to help people who need assistance. Ms. Kardashian and Mr. Humphries are pinheads.”