Speakeasy

Published July 9, 2010 4:00am EST



You people are so lucky you live in California. This heat wave back East is just unbelievable … It was so hot in Washington, Nancy Pelosi skipped the Botox, had her face injected with frozen yogurt.”

— Jay Leno making better political jokes than he did at the White House Correspondents Association Dinner during Wednesday’s “Tonight Show.”