Tuesday was less than winning for Charlie Sheen. Not only did the actor manage to lose custody of his two children in a morning court battle in Los Angeles, but he also lost quite a few audience members at his D.C. show at DAR Constitution Hall later that night. Sheen’s show started an hour later than scheduled, and according to our source, was another fail on his Torpedo of Truth tour. Fortunately, the evening was not without some comic relief as Michaele and Tareq Salahi attended the event. According to our Yeas & Nays spy, the Salahis claimed they were invited guests of Sheen. But Sheen’s “spokesperson and warlock in training” Larry Solters told us Wednesday afternoon, “They were not invited by Charlie.” Shocking. We were not able to reach the Salahis in time for comment.