Speakeasy: Eva Longoria worked at Wendy’s

“The Eva Longoria who worked at Wendy’s flipping burgers–she needed a tax break. But the Eva Longoria who works on movie sets does not.”

— Actress and activist Eva Longoria, addressing the Democratic National Convention Thursday night. Longoria was making a point about tax cuts, but we’re still reeling from the revelation that she was once a Wendy’s employee.