While the NCAA tournament is ongoing, we won’t miss:
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5. The Miami Heat » They’re up! They’re down! They’re the best of all time! They’ll never win! Enough already. Guess we can’t stand the Heat so we’ll gladly get out of the kitchen for a few weeks.
4. Labor talks » Next time we hear about labor pains, it had better be while watching Grey’s Anatomy with the wife (should we admit that?). Seriously, no more NFL; no more NFLPA; no more tweeting about wrongs incurred by players making millions and no more yapping by owners about their seriousness to get a deal done. Not buying it, and for the next few weeks not listening to it either.
3. Mock drafts » Heaven knows what might happen if Mel Kiper posts another mock draft and we don’t pay attention. But we’ll be glad to find out. Actually, it’s not just Kiper. It’s the 3,824 other mock drafts that populate the Internet that we won’t mind setting aside. Guess what? Most are always wrong. Shocker, we know.
2. Bracketology » First four in! First four out! OK, this can be pretty interesting stuff, but after a few weeks of it we need, oh, a year off. The good thing is, this year also gives Seth Greenberg time to come up with more conspiracy theories and excuses as to why Virginia Tech won’t make the 2012 tourney.
1. College football scandals » And this has nothing to do with the fact that a certain alma mater’s coach admitted he screwed up last week. Nope, not at all. Really, it’s all about the kids.
