Oh, the words you didn’t want to hear anymore but knew you would: Brett Favre wants to return to the NFL.
In equally shocking developments, a Drew Rosenhaus client wants a raise or a trade; Bill Belichick refused to smile and the sun is expected to rise today (except in the D.C. area where it will continue to rain every stinkin’ day).
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And now back to Favre. ESPN reported Tuesday evening that he was going to meet with Minnesota coach Brad Childress at an undisclosed location. If all goes well, the report said, then Favre could soon be a Viking. And, really, what every football fan wants to see is Favre’s continued pummeling of his stature. As if the second-half collapse this past season wasn’t enough.
Does this mean more Wrangler commercials? By the way, how many times have you ever seen a group of men play football in jeans? Besides never, that is.
If Brett Favre tells me it’s sunny outside, I’m carrying an umbrella.
Where were we? Oh, yeah. Brett, stay home. Please. We loved you once, but the act is old and tired.